freelancervermont:

nightterrorbeauty:

natawhat:

misandrist:

People in their early twenties still refer to people older than them as “adults”. When do you think they stop… and realize… they are adults

I’m not an adult, I’m a child with a drinking permit.

drinking permit

“What’s that in your sippy cup?”

“Vodka.”

(Source: officialjeffgoldblum, via thebestoftumbling)

simon-lewis:

someone: whats your favorite [insert literally anything here]

me: *forgets everything i’ve ever enjoyed* uhhhh

(Source: michaela-coel, via ryantriple6)

vogue-hearts:

kindness makes you the most beautiful person in the world. no matter what you look like.

(via unisex)

hambaes:

me after every dream: honestly? what kind of symbolism. 

(via unisex)

taktisk:

sturmgewehrr:

taktisk:

life is like a giant mushroom 

Explain

(Source: krinkshame, via australiansanta)

officialunitedstates:

moonshapes:

officialunitedstates:

hey here’s a fact for all of my followers who follow me.  butter, ice cream, milk, and cheese all come to us from the same animal.  i cant remember which animal it is right now but i know for sure its the same one

Ill give you a hint, it moos

thanks yeah it’s the moose

(via australiansanta)